- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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