Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

This is a joke

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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