Cancer.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Gorden Brown.

american government

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Womens rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

ginger

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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