- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

I lost my tractor.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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