- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's 4+7 47

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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