- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Stop being a centipede

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Women.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why? Because!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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