Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Straight men can be bronies.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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