How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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