Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Sonic

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Anti Joke

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