- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

bum sex lol

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

who is awesome? no one...

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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