What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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