- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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