What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Nickelback

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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