- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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