Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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PUDDING

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hi will

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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