"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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colby doesnt shave

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Twenty-Four

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Your social life

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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