When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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