What is better than a cat? Nothing

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colby doesnt shave

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Your social life

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Chinese drivers.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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