What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

You are Nerochan right?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

AIDS

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