A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Loner.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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