- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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