what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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