- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Women's Rights.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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