elliot forsythe is a paedo

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

your father died

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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