Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Butt Sex.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Well educated black man.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Anti Joke

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