Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

you just contradicted yourself.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Barack Obama

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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