- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Women's rights

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

I enjoy anal.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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