- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

girls basketball

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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