What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Women's rights.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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The Pope

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Hi my name is Jim

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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