What's the deal with airline food?

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

42

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

whats black? a black man

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

You know what sucks? Yes.

poo is yummy

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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