- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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