AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Dogs

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Hi

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Anti Joke

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