Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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