Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Women's rights

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

K.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Hello

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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