- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

19th amendment

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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