Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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ugh good riddance

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0 + 0 = 0

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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poop

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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