how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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