Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Ron Paul for President!

this is not a joke

I hate black people. Because their black.

rebecca is a hard worker

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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