- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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