roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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This sentence is false.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Hello

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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obama leadership

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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