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BenWuzHear

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Woman.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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