What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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