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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.