When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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women's rights.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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