- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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