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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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