Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Woman's Rights

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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