A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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BOOBALANBOO

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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