- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Knock knock, Come in...

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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