- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

PUDDING

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot