why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Matt is not funny.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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