- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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