There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

vagina, hehehehehehehe

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

kevin kim

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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