what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

we all know sammi has a penis

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

hey guys what's up?

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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