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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

i like turtals and kids

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Woman's rights.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

hi will

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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