Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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My name is Harry.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Poop

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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