what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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