What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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I enjoy anal.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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connor sucks

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