- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Guess what.. chicken butt

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Tim and Eric

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